As our plane begins to accelerate down the runway
I get out of my seat to ask the attendant
“What are the chances that we’ll be taking off right now?”
“One hundred percent, go back to your seat”
“You mean, one in a hundred? I’m kind of waiting for someone. Drop me off here.”
Back at my room
A hundred pygmy kangaroos are falling from the ceiling
“There you are”
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