i went to a house show with tegan and sara

we all stood in the back.

they were trying to get me to play tambourine on tour with them.

tegan was offering me jolly ranchers from a sweetie bag.

"that's where the money is!" they said.

i really think tegan wanted to get all up on.

... or maybe it was sara?

anyone can be punk rock

back and forth we ride,

making our way up and over the flames.

the purple sky hangs above,

and the moon is nowhere to be seen.

there's no chance we can follow flairs,

'cause everyone's out here looking out for their own.

ONLY IN DARKNESS CAN WE FIND TRUE LIGHT.

One Hundred

As our plane begins to accelerate down the runway
I get out of my seat to ask the attendant
“What are the chances that we’ll be taking off right now?”
“One hundred percent, go back to your seat”
“You mean, one in a hundred? I’m kind of waiting for someone. Drop me off here.”
Back at my room
A hundred pygmy kangaroos are falling from the ceiling
“There you are”

incentives

if school buses stopped for sundaes, kids would like going to school.

awesome cliques

"you guys are lame for sing-talking everything"

"well then you can forget about taking part in our agency for rating awesomeness"

"awesome level -5"

on my way home

could anyone have imagined this...?

these roads cuttin' through my city.

oh the bright lights.

birtle

too slow to fly south for the winter, these rare species have been spotted seeking shelter atop industrial chimneys.
my biggest challenge in all my years of pet detection,
but one thing is certain,
jeff goldblum does not play for the lakers.